Rollo Kim Reporting

Rollo Kim, InvestigaSituationistal Journalist

Saturday, August 18, 2001

coolest crop cirlce ever

I cannot find a single crispyone interesting thing on the entirity of thee A-Z interwork. Half the campsites I'm lookinglass at in this magnificentred portal of the futurewind, have not been updated since the Inqusition. Apfawful.

Everyday is a place to dream of escape and never leave the house. Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its long vibrator. Javier couldn't have dinner: no one should have to have dinner. liking this, he invited Miss Winter into Alex's anus, until it ruptured. Strange sex practises like 'delivering the birthday cake'... A cordless telling-bone. Death, with total hair loss. There's Jet, isn't he handsome, like a cordless telling-phone? Mmmm...

They said that he had been writing on the windows. But when we arrived, all that we saw were the pages of white A4 that someone far taller than the boy had taped to the insides, with words spelled incorrectly. If he had not known how to spell those vague expletives, he would not have used them.

Roll[o].