"With a minimum of two years experience in consumer journalism, this is an exciting opportunity with plenty of chance to have fun on bikes."

David Icke, he got it right! It's true, we ARE all lizards, I'm one, and you're one two. So slip your skin and let's Lizard Up baby!!!

"I'd love to see Handycap horses running around, but it's never as exciting as it sounds."

Having trouble getting planning permission for 'SOUNDHOUSE'. Health and Safety will not allow glass tubes necessary for Fire Organ to be integrated into central heating boiler, the Idiophone Staircase (current plan: tune diatonically or neapolitan minor scale) is structurally ‘unsound’-they missed the irony, actually. Will persist with plans for the slate ‘Aquamarimba’ roofing once calculated the lengths for the slates.

Scholtz Vitrine

You stay here and talk about Garry Numan and I'll dance to Michael Jackson, it's the same fucking thing... Anyway, I bought this suit. Black pinstripe. And I have yet to find where a button is supposed to be 'missing'. Was also tempted by hat. What do you call that kind of hat? Like a bowler with a dent in it? Of course, you don't need to know any of this.

"And I spat some bile..."

Rollo