Vinnie Web: NewMedia

At Vinnie Web's NewMedia Marketing Department, we specialize in selling the latest technological tools and toys to the kinds of people who really will buy any old crap if they think it will stop people from laughing at them.

Even if they already own the product, perhaps in a slightly different colour, or with a differently spelt name, we can sell it to them, time and time again, because we're a new media development company, and people seem to assume that's cool.

They need it because it's new

It would be a lie if we were to tell you that we'll be here this time next year, because the chances are we'll have moved on to some other scam, but right now, we'd enjoy nothing more that to make your crap little knock-off iMac Shampoo look like his weeks must-have life-style accessory. My God, we even disgust ourselves sometimes.

Wow! Eactly the same as my old one, but now it's got a new and exciting name!

We are able to pinpoint exactly the kind of hopelessly naive, dispondent, cynical, apolitical 'new-media savvy' market for your product, no matter how thinly-disguised, useless, derivative or over-priced that product may be.

We'll sell your product, because we know where to steal our ideas from. Just like you.

We literally will sell snow to the Inuits. We have done, and will continue to do so.

Watch as we take a good idea and make it seem hopelessly out of date in a matter of weeks.

Over-kill a speciality

NewMedia: same shit, different casing

NewMedia: suprisingly the-same

NewMedia: the Now has never been quite so Now as it is Right Now.

Vinnie Web: Robbing you of your dignity since 1999.

From the people what brung you:

The iMac Bath-tub
The hand-held cel-comb
The iLighter

Vinnie Web: New Media whether you need it or not.

Call us, before we call you.