Zenith has lead me to the following snippet of dirt:

eMpTyV:"Most recently, Kelley Deal has reportedly teamed with former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach to form The Last Hard Men."

I used to think Kelley Deal was ace - what the fuck is she doing loitering with that squeeky, cowboy-boot wearing, poodle-haired, whiney-voiced, stunted homophobic twat?

Uncomfirmed Reports
Former Rock Gods The Sisters of Mercy are rumoured to be working on new material for the second S Club Seven album. An S'Club Spokesperson reported: "Yeah, we're hoping that this collaboration will introduce a certain sense of depth into the group's sound. We've always felt that 'The Club had this underlying sense of the tragic - that kind of tragic-romantic thing that both bands have. There's definitely some common ground between the two..."

Robbie Williams is set to record an album of 'Screwdriver Tribute Songs'. Robbie claims that the National Front - affiliated rock band have always held a special place in his record collection. And Robbie's from Stoke too, so what more evidence do you need to prove that he's a Nazi?

Geri Spice is also rumoured to be starring in the next Spielberg project, as ET in the sequal to the multi-billion dollar movie, and that.

Other stuff has also been rumoured to be going on, but to be honest I don't actually give a shit.

Roll[o].