Had an evening out in this weird little Indi bar, full of snotty little new-goths and skate-boutique-punkers. These people CANNOT dance for toffee! Which made me look cool for once. Tee-hee. Go away. We make film.

"Sure baby, I love it when you feed that rubber tube down my throat..."
"Dammit but I don't want you' like it!"

why we never DO Boldy Go Beyondy ANYWHERE

With CGI and computer-rendering technology making an increasingly convincing job of liquifying pixels, where anything is possible and always looks better than the real thing , I'm left wondering why we never actually do get to see the impossible , even the unlikely... or at least something unique , something genuinely un-earthly . But no, we get the same old dated-looking evil space-robots attempting to destroy our planet and turn us into slaves [like we can't do that ourselves!]. We get Manga haircuts and eighties-style chromium-eyesabalze-robots that simply kill anything they come into contact with. Will someone please put the toys [or at least the storylines] that create these things in the hands of someone with a little originality.

Lara Croft = this years most expensive car advert.

Paul Couling, alias Stan L'homme makes a welcome return. You need his nice photography to make you feel special again.

Now the neighbourhood fox family are kicking up a fuss again. Too much cheap lager.

Roll[o].