"With a minimum of two years experience in consumer journalism, this is an exciting opportunity with plenty of chance to have fun on bikes."

David Icke, he got it right! It's true, we ARE all lizards, I'm one, and you're one two. So slip your skin and let's Lizard Up baby!!!

"I'd love to see Handycap horses running around, but it's never as exciting as it sounds."

Having trouble getting planning permission for 'SOUNDHOUSE'. Health and Safety will not allow glass tubes necessary for Fire Organ to be integrated into central heating boiler, the Idiophone Staircase (current plan: tune diatonically or neapolitan minor scale) is structurally ‘unsound’-they missed the irony, actually. Will persist with plans for the slate ‘Aquamarimba’ roofing once calculated the lengths for the slates.

Scholtz Vitrine

You stay here and talk about Garry Numan and I'll dance to Michael Jackson, it's the same fucking thing... Anyway, I bought this suit. Black pinstripe. And I have yet to find where a button is supposed to be 'missing'. Was also tempted by hat. What do you call that kind of hat? Like a bowler with a dent in it? Of course, you don't need to know any of this.

"And I spat some bile..."

Rollo

She only likes animals, and me, and anything else that she can be cruel to I guess. She says she wants a cock so that she can piss standing up.

Scientists have proof that when someone we love touches us, we can feel it in a special way. A tender caress stimulates a different part of the nervous system than the everyday sensation of touch.

Scientists have found that tender caresses stimulate a different part of the nervous system than that activated by the everyday sensation of touch.

So anyhoo, mmm, my CrackHo BrotherGirlfriend, shim gets thwacked by some PunkBitchHoTory yeah, cause shim owe herm thrupensehapeny for a bag of Quench yeah, and woman, the scag was wacked out on Skry anyway, and shim got this thwacked out shiv up herm PunkassButKissConservativeBitch plumage yeah, and I say to Hombo, "Girl, you are Skag, get yo PunkLezBoy buttocks from outa my MomRide, you hear with ears? Cause my Momma, she gone Iceland, you hear?'

Whether or not you believe in the paranormal may depend on your brain chemistry. Peter Brugger, of the University Hospital in Zurich, Switzerland, thinks people with high levels of dopamine are more likely to find significance in coincidences, and pick out meanings and patterns where none really exist.

Dopamine is part of the brain's reward and motivation system. It’s thought that addicts may have naturally low levels of dopamine.

Unknown Country

She keeps cutting off her hair because she hates looking like a girl.

We scrawl our demands across one another's limbs, backs, bellies, we scrawl one another's names.

What Turns Men into Monsters?

The first characteristic is “ hostile masculinity.” It includes self-centered arrogance, manipulation and force in dealing with women, unusually high sensitivity to rejection by women, use of sex to achieve dominance, and lack of empathy.

The second characteristic is a desire to have impersonal sex with one partner after another. The students who approached sex this way often reported being exposed to family violence as a child, and having early sexual experiences.

She gave up washing for some reason. She'd only wear boy's clothes. We ended up looking like we were brothers. I was the skinny, undernourished looking one.

Rollo