INTONOT

In the 90's the net got trashed by people trying to sell you crap you didn't want. Now, the net's getting trashed by shit fake indie bands trying to get you to download their latest cover-version, for free, because it's so bad they can't even sell it for less than a quid...

A chocolate bar has melted in my sleep.
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Even, the girl who lives in the room above mine, wants to know if I was ever caught masturbating when I was young.

"No," I tell her. "But I once caught my Dad. It was very humiliating for the both of us, and I don't think I've ever seen him in the same light since."

No." She sighs, "I don't suppose you would." Her voice takes its time, this sardonic husk with a honeycomb centre.

"What about you?" I ask.

"No," she says, with a typically rye smirk, "I never caught my Dad jerking off."